Every one of us is surrounded by colorful and diverse people/relatives/friends who incessantly keep adding pinches of spices in our life. Be it ‘Sharma Ji ka beta’ or ‘Kanpur wali mausi’, every Indian soul has some common types of people in their life. Let’s again say hello to them one by one.
THAT ONE ‘MOST CONCERNED RELATIVE’
All of us are blessed to have that one solicitous relative who is burdened of raising us even more than our parents. They may not communicate you for years but never fail to call you the day your results are to be announced. Time and again, you will be thrown with their one liner phantom questions – ‘Aur beta, how much are you earning these days?’, ‘So grown up! When are you getting married?’
TV SERIES FAN
Some people build castles in the air, but the problem starts when some start living in them. Die-hard fans of TV series come in this category. All of us are surrounded by at least one such fan whose life is confined only in chains of these sitcoms, be it FRIENDS, G.O.T., BIG BANG THEORY or SUITS.
Food, food and food. These are the only things they talk, they eat, they think , they post and they crave for. They will tell you about every exotic dish, you haven’t even heard of. Their social media accounts remain full of mouth watering pics of dishes which will make you think, ‘Where on the hell of this earth can I grab this grub? There is no eating joint left in the city, they haven’t visited.
MAID CUM ALARM
Had you ever that one (alarming) maid in your life who made you forget the role of an alarm clock? Because s/he is so efficient in job of waking up people that after recruiting her/him at your house you never had to use an alarm.
BORN TO GREET
All of us must have one such person on whom we just throw Hi only when we bump into them. We don’t even know what crap is going on in their lives.
THE PESSIMISTIC ONE
They are the most pathetic persons on the earth for whom even God takes pity. They consider themselves the most impoverished, the most unfortunate, the most wretched person ever on this earth. Whenever you luckily (unluckily!) call them, they will cry their heart out before you.
ONE WHATSAPP FRIEND WHOM WE FEAR TO CHAT
We are lucky to have that one pedantic person on Whatsapp who enhances our knowledge by using ‘Hmm’, ‘K’, ‘TTYl’, ‘BTW’, ‘BBIAB’, ‘HBU’ and many more such annoying monosyllabic words and abbreviations (you haven’t even idea of what the fuck they are!) during chat. Hats off to them!
A fat Indian wedding is incomplete without a pompous barat and even more incomplete without a drunken uncle who becomes the center of every function with his nagin dance steps.
Cheers to all these persons without whom our life would have been incomplete and monotonous!